Posted 1 hour ago

neilcicierega:

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.

I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.

Posted 1 hour ago

seventy-five-percent-water:

Gymnosomata, commonly known as Sea Angels. An apt name- the sea angels are the ethereal, translucent, fluttering angels of the sea. 

In hard scientific terms, they’re small swimming sea slugs, but we’ll pass over that for now and just admire how delicately beautiful these wonderful creatures are.

Posted 1 hour ago

timelordwithawand:

eidolithos:

I had to

It is 12am here and I just woke all my siblings up because I laughed too hard 

(Source: oswinoble)

Posted 4 hours ago

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

image

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can

Posted 1 day ago

fartgallery:

silhouetteofapocketedindividual:

fartgallery:

I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff

animation. thats the thing you described.

i need some time to think my thoughts

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 5 days ago

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
Posted 6 days ago
Posted 1 week ago

the-valorous-ghost:

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will passive-aggressively blog about you.

Posted 1 week ago

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on